For my next trick, I shall add my 100th Post.

I’ve drafted my 100th Post several times, not once realizing that you and I have come so far, Internet. One post was about how lovely bacon is. Another post was about how Jonas’ baptism. The last was about my grandmother. She’s lovely, too.

Instead, I’m going to keep it brief. I have to go feed the cats, per James’ request. I’m also watching WWE RAW, which is only acceptable per Kristin’s terms because The Miz is on it. And he’s orange. VERY orange.

But before, I go, HEY, EVERYONE! Someone pretty awesome hit a pretty epic milestone today. Send her e-hugs and real prayers. She’s lovely. And deserves all the aforementioned affection, plus your undying love and devotion. Also, kind words and a loyal readership.

Right. Cats. Story of my life, installation 100.

-M.