I’m in the process of selecting a new theme for my website. It’s like trying to select the perfect outfit for a blind date. It has to be perfect, I know, or you’ll hate it and immediately navigate away. (If you do, try Allison’s Blog; she’s a riot. Or Fabiola’s Blog, she’s sassy.)

I woke up yesterday bored with my face. I woke up today bored with my website. Tomorrow, I’ll likely wake up bored with my shoes, and Oh, poor James. He just carried them up to this lovely apartment in the sky for me, up all those stairs. When I announce they must go, he’s going to be upset. Not as upset, however, as when I announce they must be brought back immediately, claimig obvious temporary insanity.

At any rate, Internet, I’m trying to get all dressed up for you– and these WordPress themes, it’s like having nothing to wear.

My choice is to sit here naked, for now. Soon enough, I’ll have a stroke of genius, and luck, and good fortune. The right blog theme will find me, and I’ll be here to greet you, fun and flirty and sophisticated and sexy and fun and classic all at once.

And you’ll love me, because who can resist all that? Until then, however, you have my permission to scroll down, bored.

Because I’m with you on that.